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Having thoroughly perused The Fender Stratocaster Handbook and 50 Years of Fender, I am now moving on to The Stratocaster Chronicles, which is huge, and branching out into Gibson Guitars: 100 Years of an American Icon. Nobody can say I'm not thorough. Of course, a lot of this is for creative writing research, rather than my playing knowledge, but it doesn't hurt.